Suddenly it seems we’ve got a bumper crop of Wannabe Royals staking their claims, however questionable, to wield power on behalf of what each says is a sovereign Hawaiian government tracing its roots back prior to the 1893 “overthrow” of the kingdom.

It seems like everywhere you turn, there’s another cult-like group formed around a charismatic central figure claiming sovereign rights and asserting that they and their followers are above the laws that apply to the rest of us. Pretenders, some might call them.

Their claims, of course, are conflicting and overlapping, leading to repeated attempts by certain sovereigns to undercut the claims of others, and vice versa.

Timid news coverage and a reluctance among many Hawaiians to publicly criticize these royal claimants for fear of hurting other more mainstream sovereignty initiatives that are also underway has resulted in the Wannabe Royals getting more respect and deference than they would otherwise merit.

Although far from politically correct, especially in an island state where the sovereignty narrative has been gathering steam, there’s a wonderfully instructive scene at the beginning of the classic 1975 British comedy, “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” that says a lot about claims to royal status.

Swirling mist fills the screen immediately following the film’s credits, and out of the mist come what sounds like the clippety-clop of horses slowly approaching. Two riders then emerge over a rise, appearing to be bouncing atop their trusty steeds. But as they get closer, the two — introduced as King Arthur and a trusty servant — are revealed to be on foot, skipping along in a child’s play version of a horseback ride, while the sound of horses hooves turn out to be the servant tapping out the rhythm by banging two coconut shells together.

A few minutes later, the pair “ride” up to several peasants working in a field, and Arthur announces boldly, “I am your King.”

A woman in the field replies: “Well, I didn’t vote for you!”

“You don’t vote for kings!” Arthur responds indignantly, and then turns to the question of just how one does get to be a king.

Monty Python’s Arthur, like the rival Hawaiian sovereigns, harkens back to a legitimizing myth, a historical narrative that claims to prove — to believers at least — their right to power.

In Python’s Holy Grail, it leads to a farcical back-and-forth with the peasants, members of a self-proclaimed “anarchist-syndicalist commune,” who are not about to bow down before the equally self-proclaimed “King of the Britains.”

“Who are the Britains?” the woman asks, and off they go to deconstruct Arthur’s claim to political legitimacy.

Sometimes claims of sovereignty in the “real” world don’t play out so humorously.

The Garden Island newspaper described how a meeting scheduled last month to discuss the possibility of a new 12,000-foot well tapped high into Kauai’s Mount Kahili was disrupted by angry opponents of the project.

According to the newspaper, a heavyweight role was played by Dayne “Aipoalani” Gonzalves, who has claimed the title of Alii Nui, or king, of what he calls the Polynesian Kingdom of Atooi. Some accounts credit Gonzalves and his appointed “federal marshals” for shutting down the meeting.

“Aipoalani” at one point left his seat and challenged the meeting facilitator and county water officials present, according to the newspaper’s account.

“I don’t recognize you guys on this land,” he said. “We in charge of this land, not you guys. You know who I am? I’m Alii Nui … You guys don’t have our permission. OK? We going to protect this, whatever it takes. You guys can call you guys’ police, you guys’ DLNR. But they gonna have to come see me, and us. We are the federal marshals of Hawaii.”

There appear to be legitimate problems with the proposed well, including dramatically escalating cost estimates and, as I understand, a less than full understanding of the impact of the new well on water flows in nearby streams and rivers. But these are dwarfed by the many levels of problems with Gonzalves’ claim that state and county officials have to “come see me” — the king — in order to do anything on his part of Kauai.

Let’s see. His right to grab the “Alii Nui” title appears to rest on his untested claim to be the “great-great-great-grandson of King Kamehameha I.”

Of course, even if his untested genealogical claim is true, it fails to address exactly why Gonzalves should be considered king rather than any of the other people with similar ancestral roots, likely numbering in the many thousands. The whole idea of declaring oneself “king” in this way invites retorts of the “sure, and I’m Jesus Christ” variety.

It’s likely Gonzalves is an effective community organizer and popular voice, but that’s a long way from claiming to be the king.

Combine the absence of legitimacy with the implied threats of “marshals” with badges claiming authority to enforce the “kings” orders, and I have to wonder whether the “sovereignty” idea is poised to usher in an era of regional “warlords,” each with claims to wield sovereignty within their own territory, and each rejecting local and state government authority?

It is interesting to see the Hawaii Supreme Court, which apparently shares similar concerns, has been slowly spelling out the limits of sovereignty politics. In the latest case of this kind, decided earlier this year, the court went out of its way to reject arguments made by members of one Hawaiian sovereignty group that they were exempt from state law because they are “citizens” subject to the laws of the Hawaiian Kingdom (State v. Armitage, decided January 28, 2014).

The case involved criminal charges filed against Henry Noa and two other members of the Restored Hawaiian Government (also referred to as the Reinstated Kingdom of Hawaii or Reinstated Nation of Hawaii) for landing on Kahoolawe in a demonstration they described as aimed at “reclaiming” Kahoolawe and all other public lands for their Reinstated Kingdom.

The Supreme Court dismissed the criminal charges on a technicality, but then took the occasion to systematically address the sovereignty arguments raised in this case and others.

The court acknowledged the state’s stated openness to resolving outstanding historical claims that might be asserted by Hawaiians based on the Legislature’s previous recognition of their “unrelinquished sovereignty.”

But the court said clearly that it could not, and would not, pick and choose among the claims of competing sovereignty groups.

“To date, no sovereign native Hawaiian entity has been recognized by the United States and the State of Hawaii,” and the court noted that there are “several” organizations vying for such recognition.

Whether or not an independent sovereign Hawaiian Kingdom exists is a political question and is not a matter for the courts to determine, the court ruled.

Only when a sovereign Hawaiian governing entity is recognized in the local, national and international arenas will it be granted the appropriate legal deference. Today, no group is able to claim such recognition.

The court also held that while the state Constitution protects “all rights, customarily and traditionally exercised for subsistence, cultural and religious purposes,” building a native Hawaiian nation is not one of the fundamental rights protected by the constitution.

And the court noted that, contrary to a popular belief in sovereignty circles, “individuals claiming to be citizens of an independent sovereign entity are not exempt from the state’s laws.”

“’International law’ takes precedence over state statutes in only limited circumstances,” the court held. “These circumstances are not present when the dispute is concerned with domestic rights and duties.”

In addition, according to the court, the state “has a legitimate interest in the conduct of persons within its jurisdiction, and their conduct is amenable to reasonable state regulation, regardless of ‘international law.’”

I’m glad the Supreme Court has clarified the legal limits of popular sovereignty claims, and hope that we can restore our natural skepticism when this or that royal wannabe steps forward to test our credibility.

Reasserting our ability to laugh at them when they so clearly deserve it would be a welcome bonus.

Read Ian Lind’s blog at iLind.net.